If Black People Said The Stuff White People Say...

If Black People Said The Stuff White People Say...
If Black People Said The Stuff White People Say...
Published on 08/17/2017
If Black People Said The Stuff White People Say...

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that was hilarious every Black person has had a white person say at least 3 of those things to the at some point in their lives lol
I've never seen a video describe anything so perfectly.
Now we just need a "If White People Said The Stuff Black People Say..."
My favorite is "I don't see you as white." It bothers me when people say I don't see color. YES YOU DO. And you should! What you shouldn't do is treat me different because of it.
This is particularly funny for me because as a white man living in a black country I have also experienced these same types of comments from black people. When I point it out to them, they get it and we both laugh. White people do not have a monopoly on racism and the sooner we come to terms with that the faster we can erradicate it.
Why r ppl getting defensive? Lol its just shits and giggles...both black and white ppl say ignorant shit to each other all the time its just part of the natural balance of perspective doesnt mean someone is racist!
This was funny. Then I read the comments and now it's just sad. Not the post mind you! Buzz feed has done a few other "what if <blank> said the stuff <blank> said" and the comments did not whittle away at my faith in humanity. But always when it comes to black and white there are people who would rather sit back and further drive a wedge between themselves and others than embrace the fact that we all bleed red and we are all part of the /Human/ Race. We just come in different flavors lol. Alright that's enough internet for me
I am so going to do this to white people
Smh people are mad at the truth. You say this offended you but you have no idea how offensive this is to the people who hear/experience it on a daily basis. I'm sure they're not being malicious when they say these things but it's still offensive. Get off your high horse
Thankyou for this video!! I think this really gets the message across. My mother once told a lady on a plane she looked like Michelle Obama (she didn't ...at all). I told my mother how that was offensive and she was shocked! She thought she was complementing the lady!
BRAVO!!! well done... years ago I got hit with the "you dont act like most black people" I asked what does that mean and you know they started to stutter... LOL
I'm sure this vid would be less funny if it wasn't soooo true, usually people inquire about black hair, or life growing up in st louis…how pretty i am for having dark skin, and it goes on and on….it all boils down to ignorance. nevertheless this vid is hilarious!
If you dont get it, your White privilege is showing.
These are just racial stereotypes. People who believe them are just ignorant not racists. Racism is when you discriminate another or believe them to be inferior based on color. Let me give you an example of the 2. Stereotype, I heard from a lot of ppl that black ppl can't swim, I believe this because I have never witnessed any evidence to prove otherwise so I will believe this rumour and assume black ppl cannot swim. Racism, black people cannot swim because they are an inferior race unable to match the swimming levels of the white race.
Do you see the fucking difference?
This is nothing new, I pretend to ignore those niggers, how do I say that. Many people have to understand nigger is not black or white. It is ignorance. So white people some of them are niggers.
i'm white & i loved it thought it was hilarious-ALL people take too much offense to EVERY thing
What does slavery have to do with this video? Did you guys actually listen its about the stupid stereotypes and questions white people say to you that is all.
This...is...AWESOME!!!!! Couldn't be more spot on!
Ha, 'You don't even sound like a dumb hick!'
Love this vid, some of you commenting are WAY too sensitive! Step back & see that this vid puts everything into perspective, talk to me like a human not my skin colour! P.S. touch my hair like that regardless of your ethnicity & you and I are gonna have issues 😞...😂😂😂
Irritates the hell out of me when someone claims to be more Black than me because they listen to rap or reggae music. Or when they feel they have to tell me which famous Black person I look like or that I am well-spoken. One guy said to me that all that was missing was the skin colour, but he was almost there; he smoked weed, had a fat girlfriend, did nothing all day and played Snoop Dog's music.
The video is just showing you how ridiculous a person sounds saying those things to another person.
"i got some sun this weekend! look, i'm as dark as you!" ((holds arm close to compare)) LOLOL
The angry and insensitive comments people post on behalf of this obviously satyrical video just reinforces the message portrayed here. Spot on video, hilarious!
you should hear some of the stupid shit they say to us native americans...
I've been told a few times "I'm blacker than you girl" 😒 it's not meant to offend white people it's for some to realize how it would feel if the tables were turned so if you are offended then you understand how we feel..
After HS I worked for Occidental Life down in LA. I was the only white in the large room of mostly students. My friends were almost all black who didn't have much exposure to white kids (nor I to black kids). They asked me about my hair, do white people have different shades of skin like blacks do, and other curious questions. I probably asked a few of my own. The truth is, SO WHAT!? We pretty much found out we are the same with a few cultural differences that are unimportant and neither better nor worse than each other's. Well...not so true, sweet cornbread is now part of my culture.
I've had: I bet you're a good dancer. Have you got a big one? What do you mean you don't like cricket? Do black men go bald? Have you ever wished you were white? (from an Asian lady). You don't sound black. Have you had lunch with whites before? And earlier this week: What do you mean you're supporting England? You're black! (from an Arab).
You forgot, some of my best friends are black. You people really know how to Dance. O could go on and on.
about time yall realize talking proper english can help you seem educated and can help with yALLS future, as a matter of fact , YALL dont get it ,and people dont get mad because of street slang . p.s. ive lived it im from philly gheto, I was just smart enough to get out, if YALL need an education lesson on this subject, read some minutes from BILL COSBY seminars he gives at colleges, and you may lern something, also note raceism is only promoted through the media, in reallity no one even cares what the next person feels nor thinks, so all negetave comments YALL make only shows you bye into racism as the media controlls YOU. now does that make YALL mad
I am so guilty of doing these things. This video just makes me think of how stupid I must have sounded. Sorry to all my african american friends who I may have offended:P
Roxanne Palmer and George Rivas, because you will get why this is funny. Not posting to my whole fb universe because I don't feel like dealing with anybody's white persecution complex this morning 😜
Some White ppl, may find this offensive and that's the whole point. To, show you how offensive it is and many of you do this to minority races all the time. Especially, to Black ppl for some reason...Ohhhhh!....But, what if it happened to you?...#YouThinkItIsWrong...
I once got "you have such a mastery of the english language"... Huh?
Damien ... Have you lost parts of you mind? A black president does NOT equal just and fair treatment of all visible minorities... Or blacks, in this case.
Yes, "HE" can play golf where ever HE wants... But I'm sure there are golf and country clubs that many of my peers cannot.
From an ole white guy this is very funny. If people would only realize that skin color is only 7 layers of dermis, and after that we are all, physically, the same. Racism is a learned behavior.
White people would laugh if Black people said any of those things.
Bias exist regardless of color. If one wants to make this all about race then they are missing the mark.
I am White, bald and heavily tattooed. I experience bias on an everyday basis. Contrary to popular stereotypes I don't do drugs, I don't sell drugs, I am gainfully employed, I am not a violent person, I do not own a motorcycle, I am not a skinhead, I was not drunk when I got these tattoos and I have never been to prison. Yes, every one of these things have come up in conversation with other people.
Do I know what it's like to be black? No. On the other hand do I know what it's like to be treated differently? Yes.
Funny how offended some of the white people are with a minute and a half of this ignorance. As a black women with locs and dark skin I have dealt with getting my hair felt, asked if it can be washed, how do I care for my skin...smh. Hey get over yourselves and laugh a little is just comedy. Conscious comedy always rattles cages.
This doesn't really apply to me...........a lot of my friends are black. ;)
Okay, for all the white people trying to defend themselves about slavery... Shut up. We know you didn't enslave anybody (or we assume... People crazy sometimes). This video has nothing to do with slavery... I just want to point that out. Also, yes! It's funny! It's just a parody of all the stereo types that white people feel free to openly ask black people. It's a huge joke about how little white people often know when they say things like this. It's funny because if someone said this stuff to you, a white person, you would most likely react how these people did. Yet in reality, the majority is the one with the blank face asking a person of color about stereotypes. It's just a parody of a small group of experiences exclusive (for the most part) to people of color! Calm down! If it wasn't funny, then stop basing people off of stereotypes and you'll make the world a better place! Find another video to watch where you can laugh about stereo typical people of color. Or rather, watch cable, or regular tv where they do a bang up job. :) Have a great day all. This video cracks me up!
Why don't we have a game "if white people said the stuff black people say"? Oh yea, cause that would be racist, right?!?!?!! Wtf?!?!
Well well what do we have exposure of the racist white people who think they are not racist..
I commend all for commenting , making some valid, some funny, and some thought provoking. As humans, we're curious about each others' cultures, backgrounds, etc. Sadly some approach others improperly to inquire. The things said in this video may occur, but as seen in some comments, more than those shown say these things. The same way we have boots, sneakers, high heels, flip flops, etc.; they are all different variations of one thing: shoes! So with all of our differences, the ONE thing we all are is- humankind! Let's look forward to when all will embrace each other without prejudices.
Except we don't call our friends crackers... So it's not really cool for anyone to say it. But black people are allowed to use the n word and it's like cool but offensive when a white guy says it. I just think if it's an offensive word it should be offensive no matter who says it. The word is even in hit songs today that influence kids if EVERY race so they just think it's cool word cause lil Wayne says it all the time. It's just setting white people up to be offensive cause it's confusing to them. I think we should just elimate racial slurs completely and it would fix this issue. I agree with how ignorant those comments sound on the opposite side, but I think people who say those things have just never been cultured and were brought up in a box. So all they really know about another race or culture is what they see on tv and right now all that's on tv is protests for racism. Therefore, I think a lot of white people feel that they're being grouped into one category as racist pigs so when they meet a black person they say things like that so to kind of let the other person know hey I'm not racist or a bad person and I just want to be cool with you. It comes out really ignorant and annoying but I go to a University in St. Louis and I see my white friends who were brought up in the suburbs of the south come here for the first time and interact with different races and cultures and they just don't know how because they're so afraid of being offensive or being judged because they're white. I just wish people would see that both sides contribute to racism issues and that most white people don't TRY to be offensive or ignorant.
No one will ever agree, no one will ever learn to get along. Why is this world so full of hate and ugliness towards the different races.. Let's just be honest, I'm sure there's a lot of people who are still holding onto things that happened in the past but they weren't even alive for it, nor were the people you point your fingers at. STOP JUDGING, labeling and patronizing people.
I read some of the comments from some of the caucasian people and all I can say is "Ignorance must be really is bliss!" LOL! If what you do or say sometimes is offensive, wouldn't you like to know so you can change it? I would think you would have to care about people thinking you were ignorant! I would think being lied too was just as wrong as being lied on..
It's funny af how white people are getting so offended. 😂 lmfao white people are so weak 😂😂
People learn to take a joke Geez lool. This is super duper accurate though. Trust me
Yup! I always always have people asking to touch my hair. And people always say I look like Bonnie from Vampire Diaries. Um no, we're just both black!

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