Is it 7 or 8, buzzfeed?
Get your shit together
If any of those texts offended you.. You're a weak hearted, thin skinned, cry baby raising, person. That is amazing parenting in my opinion.
Sam Wadley Brendan Keating Michael De Donatis John Panizza Lachie Crawford Andrei Acdol Ollie Briant
Me: your kid fucked up the whole couch.
My ex wife: you mean our son? What did he do?
Me: his shit looks green and it's everywhere!!
Her: well change him.
Me: I will just put him outside by the trash can and I will hook up the water hose for you so you can wash him when you get here.
Me: we have to get a new baby... we can start over.
Hahahaha ohmygod this is hilarious. being brutally honest is sorta cool😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Hashen Weerakkody
Simi Osineye does ur parents talk like this. Cos I don't know any african parents that do this.
This is what it's like to have Jo and Dan for parents. Some would call it dysfunctional, I call it family. Lmao am I right Sean Eric ?!!
My mom's texts Always start with
Hi today is January 11th it's 12 pm what r u doing this evening ?
Okay so some of these are funny but calling your kids names or saying there face is protection enough is being a bully and prob considered child abuse. I just hope there kids took it lite heartedly
Keshav let's be brutally honest parents!!!! Our kids gonna be so dopppeeeeee ♥♥♥
2 years later and this is still hilarious lmao totally will be me as a parent. My sarcastic self will take too much pleasure in this LOL
Tanzeev M Iqbal i thinks this is how we are gonna talk to to our child in future.. not sure about you .. i will talk to them in this way for sure :v
Day after a party my dad asked me the same questions kinda 😂 I was like no I didn't do drugs or drink , and he was like then why did you go😂😂😂 #parenting101
Shada, OMG this is hilarious
Ahhh classic BuzzFeed taking things again.
Married in 1986, daughter born in 1987. Years later told her that she or a genetically similar version of her could have shown up as early as 1983. She just looked at me.
Lara Heaydon Lisa Jane Hannah Lattouf these are so good 😂 but my personal fav is the honest advice, I'm sure you'll know why 😂😂
That last one is so fucking me. What do I always say I'm going to make jokes about to our kids when they're older Alexandra!?
If all of us shit on each other. Then wait till our kids become teenagers 😂 this is the best eg. Hamiora Ulufonua Tiana Heather Phoenix Tarei Angus Tioke
Hannah Just this is hilarious!!
Ashley Whitaker 1. This will be me as a parent (even though I'll never be one) and 2. This is already your mom I feel like haha 😂 Kristin Sullivan Whitaker
Embrace yourself, kids! Because ur mommie gonna be savage af Lâm Quang Khải (daddy ơi u wanna join this?)
This are hilarious Nune Lazos
Reminds me of some of the texts I've sent...hahaha. Ellen Degeneres would love some of my auto correct ones!
Lmfaoooooooo 😂 😂 these are hilarious Rebecca Reguillo
These are hilarious! We're cracking up Hahahaha
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This will be me as a parent Ben Manuel hahahahahahahahaha this is so fucking hilarious
This is hilarious! And u would say some shit like this Omar Taveras
Matt Warner this is so how your dad texts
Roland Tankian Twitch Brandon Barrera y'all should be glad I haven't texted you anything crazy. But soon very soon...
Sonca Thach lmfao only if parents r actually that cool lol
Emer Doona this is what we would be like as parents :')
Calvin Wei Kazuya Cheesenana Cun Ze Bong Jo We Xd Chong Antsy Sim Wern Li Sue Lyn
I need to raise my game in being brutally honest!!
Allissha Time you should send in your mums texts 😂😂😂😂😂
Brian lmfao these are hilarious
Blah ha ha ha!!!! Too funny!
Ryan Warren Andrea Gronlund Ashley Holly hahaha I would be this kind of parent 😂 minus the honest advice one
Eric, this is going to be us as parents hahahahaha 😂😂
Emily Lit Fuck his best friend ahahaha.
The honest mistake and honest suggestion is dad 😂😂😂😂😂 Gage Faulkner
The police officer dad got me 😂😂
Last one hahaha Jay
Vivian Menna hahaha até parece nossos pais
OMG Kenny Huerta foward to 1:00 it's hilarious hahahahah you as a father xD
Aashna BhatiaWarsha KoraniJesika Shah this is one of the best thing I've seen all day idk why
Honest advice was the best, after honest observation 😂😂😂 Hassan
My favourite was the one about the dad being a police officer. Totally laughed out loud with that one!
Tasha Firth some of these remind me of your dad haha
Muhammad Mohsin Khan Munir Ahmed Syed Sarim Ali Syed Haris Shah Jay JoNny :P :P